Date posted: April 27, 2006 - Thursday
Title: Attention Internet Scammers
Current mood: pissed off
OK, I have had enough.
I am tired of getting all these junk messages and friend requests which direct me to Yahoo e-mail or messenger to make contact with some strange woman.
Look, read the profile first. I am a 62-year-old man, fat, not attractive, not rich and not the desperate, lonely overly-susceptible nerd you people seem to think I am. I am not gullible enough to believe a beautiful woman finds me so damn attractive she has to start a relationship with me.
Messages and friend requests from attractive young women from strange countries, written in ungrammatical, broken English are not going to get me to burn up my computer keyboard in an effort to respond.
I have lived long enough and had enough life experience to know attractive young women do not want to meet/date/have a relationship with an older, unattractive man. They may want his money or to scam him, but the possibility of a real relationship lies somewhere South of winning the Lottery in Fantasyland.
I'm not stupid. I don't want to be scammed. Get smart and waste your time and bandwidth somewhere else. Leave me alone!
