Date posted: January 13, 2006 - Friday
Title: Why you should date a fat guy
Current mood: amused
1. Even if you’re not a size 5 you’ll look great standing next to him.
2. He probably knows where all the best restaurants are.
3. If he doesn’t know where the best restaurants are he’s gotta be a great cook and you won’t have to.
4. He won’t criticize you for having that decadent desert after dinner.
5. If you take him shopping he can block other women from getting to the bargain counter so you can pick out the best items.
6. He’s more comfortable to cuddle with.
7. All that body mass will keep you warm on cold nights.
8. He’ll work harder to keep you happy.
9. Less enlightened women won’t try to seal your boyfriend.
10. He’ll be more appreciative of you and grateful as hell.
